Life is hard. It keeps getting harder. There is more pain. There is more beauty.
A few weeks ago I needed a babysitter and called a friend to see if her daughter could handle my three boys. She said her daughter would love to, but she had school, then track practice and homework, and needed to rest up for a big meet the next day.
I remember those days. I remember the stomach twisting fear right before a race, the palm sweating stress of lining up on the starting line, the sweat and unintentional tears pushing up the last big hill, digging deep for that shred of speed it would take to pass the runner in front of me. If Jesus and my track coach have had one thing in common, it is this: they believe I always have a bit more in my reservoir than I think I do.
Needless to say, I congratulated my friend on protecting her daughter and agreed that of course we would look for another babysitter.
People keep telling me that it gets worse, that parenting gets harder, that I will "miss these days" because "they go by so fast."
"Enjoy it while it lasts."
"It doesn't get any easier."
I hear you, I do. I believe you. But stop.
When my boys are teenagers they will be bigger than me, and when they are in goofy moods they will lift me off the floor and make me laugh.
When my son realizes no one else understands he will share his heart with me, because I am the one who has believed in him.
When his homework is too hard he will sit down at the kitchen table, we will be elbow to elbow, and we will get headaches together because algebra is so. stinking. hard. I will notice how thick his arms have gotten, I will marvel at the stubble forming like peach fuzz beneath his chin, and he will roll his eyes and ask me why I am tearing up.
I know there will be countless moments of pain that I will endure, and I know that my joints may start to ache more, but do you remember what it feels like to be woken up at 6 am and step on a Lego?!
Of course growing up is hard, and painful, but isn't it gorgeous too? I love the soft skin on my baby, but I can't imagine that I won't be proud when his hands are callused and his arms are sinewy.
So here is what I say to the high school girls: I hear you. I see you. Life gets harder, but what you're facing right now is just as hard as what you will endure at thirty. You will get stronger. You are hearing that growing up is gross, but that's all lies. People treat you like you're living in a carnival, but I know better. High school is awfully difficult, and falling in love and out of love is too. Growing up is marvelous. It's terrifying like a roller coaster, delicious like Cheesecake Factory, mean as a hornet, and tender as a lamb. You will get wrinkles, but the growing pains ease. You will lose your pimples and get some gray hairs. Better haircuts are coming, and more expensive razors really do work better. Friendships will get deeper. Wine tastes good.
To all of the moms who have been here, and have moved on: Enjoy the quiet! I know it's lonely, but just appreciate it, because I am looking forward to the quiet and I want to believe I'll love it, at least sometimes. Also, I will get there. I know it's more complicated where you are, I'm just not ready to think about that yet. And occasionally I would trade one day of worrying about my not-quite-ahead-of-the-eight-ball retirement plan instead of trying to wrangle three children to two different doctor appointments without changing a stinky diaper in my car. We young moms standing on the playground and acting like we know it all really do look up to you. We are impressed, slightly jealous, and a bit in awe.
For myself: calm down, little girl. You recently hit thirty, and you feel all grown up. You're not, so relax. You have lots more growing to do, much more to learn and much more time to improve on those decorating skills. You will miss these moments, and you will be grateful you've gotten through. There is so much happening right now, stop waiting for it to be cleaned up and put away. Shower tomorrow, play Grinch Bingo today. Take a moment and be glad there are NO AP Physics exams looming. Your car is not from 1987. Your clutter is adorable, it is tiny coats and tiny socks and papers with a little person's handwriting that is dripping with glue put on by tiny hands.
Time seems hell bent on destruction. It feels like a whip, a scourge, a driving cattle prod. I'd like to throw something back in its face. I would like to whip around in the middle of my flight, plant my heels in the ground, and scream: I'm not afraid of you, give it your best shot. Give me the option to go back, I won't. Give me the option to skip ahead, I won't. Just keep on ticking, clock. You ain't got nothin' on the beauty of living.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Friday, September 5, 2014
Training
I woke up ten minutes late today. Perhaps the day would have had a different trajectory had I woken up at 6:50, but I woke up at 7. It's not really worth wondering though, is it? Normally Josh, bless him, wakes up at 6:30. He gets the big boys their juice, tells them to put clothes on, hops in the shower, and then fifteen minutes later wakes me up. With a gentle reminder that I might want to be downstairs in ten to get lunches going, etcetera, he leaves the room and closes the door. For the next ten minutes I am wrapped in the blissful cocoon of cool sheets, with sunlight waking up the room around me as I listen to the sounds of three children and their daddy starting a new day. I settle my eyes back to sleep, and often catch a few more winks before I stretch myself out of bed and plod downstairs. I groggily put pepperoni on bread, fill baggies with Goldfish, and hug a chubby baby face. I answer the questions about what we're going to do today, later today, after nap, before nap, and for some reason all these questions require different answers. I walk around the kitchen in bare feet, slowly, and sip black steaming coffee from my Anthropologie mug. I hug Jonathan goodbye, watch William jump from the stairs into his older brother's arms for his farewell, and then I close the door and continue to sip my black coffee with only half opened eyelids.
Today, however, I woke up ten minutes late. I jumped out of my bed and plodded downstairs. I made two lunches because we have a friend staying with us, answered (for some reason) many more questions from my three year old, and then jumped in the car myself, with my half drunk coffee, William, Sam, and our buddy so that I could take him to his kindergarten while Josh trekked across town with Jonathan. Only it didn't go slowly, smoothly, or sweetly. As I was rushing out the door with no shoes on, I noticed Jonathan was lingering at the door. Crying. Well, almost crying- his eyes were looking watery and his chin was looking like a cooked spaghetti noodle.
"I don't want to go to kindergarten, mom, because I don't want to leave you."
Pause.
The craziness of the day, my sporadic wakeup and my half drunk coffee vanished. Like the dance scene in Pride and Prejudice, it was just him and me. We stood there in a desert by the back door and there was no other noise, just the sound of his softly pleading will and the sound of my heart being twisted, small capillaries of cracks forming there like veins on leaves.
Forty five minutes later I called Josh. The situation had not improved. With Charles having happily bounced off to school, Sam giggling in the backseat, and William still asking me what our plan for the day held, I wracked my brain for what to do. LORD, I need you now. Jonathan needs you, I need you, we need you.
Obviously, I called my mom. She suggested I go have lunch with him, validate his fears, take him a Lego guy to stick in his pocket and remind him that he is brave. So I did, because I wanted to and I didn't know what else to do.
Sam's giggling turned to protest as his time in the car lengthened. William's questions turned into tears, and still my mind stayed on Jonathan like a hound on a fox. The noise around me wasn't soothing, it wasn't distracting. It was grating and it was life, but it was like a hill beneath a runner's feet: it just had to be, because this was the moment I had been training for. Sam cries because he needs to for survival, evolutionarily he is a leader of the pack. Will cries because, well, I think because he is three, and three-year-olds have some innate need to get their life's quota of whining out of their system. However, Jonathan cries only in extreme pain or angst. Ever since I sent him off to school that morning I had been feeling like a fireman on the firepole or a runner at the start of a race.
Arriving at his school my stomach was twisted, not in fear necessarily, but because this was the race we had been training for. For one of the first times I could not fix it for him, I could only stand on the sidelines as his coach. We ate lunch together, he smiled, I met his friends, and then it was time for him to be the line leader. Outside the bathroom Jonathan, his buddy Speirs, and I prayed for the day. We tucked his lion lego in his pocket and I left.
I didn't look back.
In the car I prayed, took a deep breath, and drove back to my baby to pick up the day where it had been left off.
And Jonathan ran his race.
It's hard being a mom. It's hard letting go, watching the gates fling open, watching them kick up dust and sometimes get nicked in the heels. I hope the metaphor doesn't offend, but it's like raising a racehorse from a colt. They nuzzle your hand with their soft nose, and you feed them apples with a smile in the corner of your mouth. You bathe and train them, working long hours and sweating plenty. You watch their muscles grow and refine, watch their coats go from fuzzy soft fur to gleaming garbs of velvet. Then it's time to hire a jockey, and sit in the stands.
Today, however, I woke up ten minutes late. I jumped out of my bed and plodded downstairs. I made two lunches because we have a friend staying with us, answered (for some reason) many more questions from my three year old, and then jumped in the car myself, with my half drunk coffee, William, Sam, and our buddy so that I could take him to his kindergarten while Josh trekked across town with Jonathan. Only it didn't go slowly, smoothly, or sweetly. As I was rushing out the door with no shoes on, I noticed Jonathan was lingering at the door. Crying. Well, almost crying- his eyes were looking watery and his chin was looking like a cooked spaghetti noodle.
"I don't want to go to kindergarten, mom, because I don't want to leave you."
Pause.
The craziness of the day, my sporadic wakeup and my half drunk coffee vanished. Like the dance scene in Pride and Prejudice, it was just him and me. We stood there in a desert by the back door and there was no other noise, just the sound of his softly pleading will and the sound of my heart being twisted, small capillaries of cracks forming there like veins on leaves.
Forty five minutes later I called Josh. The situation had not improved. With Charles having happily bounced off to school, Sam giggling in the backseat, and William still asking me what our plan for the day held, I wracked my brain for what to do. LORD, I need you now. Jonathan needs you, I need you, we need you.
Obviously, I called my mom. She suggested I go have lunch with him, validate his fears, take him a Lego guy to stick in his pocket and remind him that he is brave. So I did, because I wanted to and I didn't know what else to do.
Sam's giggling turned to protest as his time in the car lengthened. William's questions turned into tears, and still my mind stayed on Jonathan like a hound on a fox. The noise around me wasn't soothing, it wasn't distracting. It was grating and it was life, but it was like a hill beneath a runner's feet: it just had to be, because this was the moment I had been training for. Sam cries because he needs to for survival, evolutionarily he is a leader of the pack. Will cries because, well, I think because he is three, and three-year-olds have some innate need to get their life's quota of whining out of their system. However, Jonathan cries only in extreme pain or angst. Ever since I sent him off to school that morning I had been feeling like a fireman on the firepole or a runner at the start of a race.
Arriving at his school my stomach was twisted, not in fear necessarily, but because this was the race we had been training for. For one of the first times I could not fix it for him, I could only stand on the sidelines as his coach. We ate lunch together, he smiled, I met his friends, and then it was time for him to be the line leader. Outside the bathroom Jonathan, his buddy Speirs, and I prayed for the day. We tucked his lion lego in his pocket and I left.
I didn't look back.
In the car I prayed, took a deep breath, and drove back to my baby to pick up the day where it had been left off.
And Jonathan ran his race.
It's hard being a mom. It's hard letting go, watching the gates fling open, watching them kick up dust and sometimes get nicked in the heels. I hope the metaphor doesn't offend, but it's like raising a racehorse from a colt. They nuzzle your hand with their soft nose, and you feed them apples with a smile in the corner of your mouth. You bathe and train them, working long hours and sweating plenty. You watch their muscles grow and refine, watch their coats go from fuzzy soft fur to gleaming garbs of velvet. Then it's time to hire a jockey, and sit in the stands.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Golden retrievers and cheesecake
No mom, Madi did not eat my cheesecake. Although that would be a reasonable hypothesis. Actually, it is 1:15 and I am eating an apple cheesecake bar and drinking coffee. It is not my lunch, I refuse to acknowlege it is lunch time. This is breakfast, and these days breakfast and I have to get creative if we are going to keep our relationship alive.
Jonathan started kindergarten, but that is not what this blog post is about. Sam is crawling and almost talking and sleeping through the night [finally, yay], but again, not the topic of the day. William is three, I am doing yoga, friends are having babies, summer is turning into Fall, but again-- not the subject at hand. The thing is, life is so darn full these days I don't know what to write about. I don't know what to focus on. My least favorite question is "What is new?" because honestly, what isn't new?! Every stinkin day I have new adventures, obstacles, challenges, thrills --whatever you choose to label them-- and I can't stop my head spinning long enough to pick the newest of the new from the responsibilites, commitments, yadayadas --again, choose your vocabulary-- that seems notable.
I think that right now what I want to be new is quiet. It is pretty loud around here. As I write this Sam is protesting loudly from his crib that it does not in fact feel like naptime. Soon we will get in the car and drive to kindergarten and there will be the noise of two little people needing me, always needing me, from the backseat. There will be music playing that is on repeat because I'm too tired to argue against Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger in Paradise being played for the fiftieth time this week, and there will be an endless request for snacks.
Due to this endless stream of noise I am finding that I forget my mission on a regular basis. Today I went for Target for four items, came out with about eight, and realized I had forgotten one. I went back later for the one, came out with about fifteen, including an empty box of cheese puffs shared by cheesey faced boys. Yesterday I went to drop a friend some dinner because she just had her second baby and I know what life is about to look like and I find it worth my while to make her some dinner so that for just one night she only has to worry about the forcing of the food into her children. I meant to be in the neighborhood for 30 minutes. It ended up being an hour, with a quick stop to a friend's house to "pop by". The popping by turned into a soaking wet water play date with a hose, a motorized kids' jeep, and more that doesn't much need explaining. I finally strapped three very wet boys into the car, sighed, and turned on the Cheeseburger song again.
The crazy thing is, when I sit down next to my golden girl and pour my cup of coffee at one in the afternoon, I realize I'm having a lot of fun. If you read this blog a different way, [or rather, if I read it a different way] it seems that in two days I have successfully dropped my eldest off at kindergarten, managed to complete a whole shopping list in less than a day, had a super fun play date that managed to bathe my children in the process, succeeded in making a friend dinner while juggling three kids of my own, and I have to add that I feel pretty proud that I can sing along to a whole Jimmy Buffett song other than "Margaritaville." (Doesn't this make me a certifiable Parrothead??)
While in the act of snagging snacks off the shelf to pacify my carrot tops in Target Round 2 today I bumped into a friend. We chatted for a while over little whispy wiggly heads, and when we later met at the checkout she offered me a coupon for a free Starbucks. "Would you want a cup of coffee?" she asked, proffering the ticket.
"Would I ever," I answered.
I placed my serendipitous cup of joe in the cup holder of my car and savoured the thought of sipping it from my couch perch in the sunroom. Almost home, I remembered that while sweating and wrestling a hose from a one year old the friend I saw yesterday had offered me some of her famous apple cheesecake bars, freshly baked that afternoon. Thirty minutes and two sleeping boys later, I heated up my coffee, grabbed my bar, and sat down in the sunroom. With the door ajar I can feel a blessed summer breeze floating in and the music of trees, pregnant with green, swaying back and forth while the birds are singing their glory songs somewhere among them. I can only be grateful, that my life is also so pregnant and green, with boundless adventure and the occasional quiet moment to sit beside Madi, sip coffee, and eat freshly baked cheesecake. Who can complain about not having time for breakfast when a late breakfast is so durn scrumptious? And who am I to complain about a very busy life when I realize that I am never ever bored?
Friday, June 27, 2014
Losing myself
Today a friend divulged to me that she thinks she is losing herself. "I have no hobbies, no interests of my own. I know you think I'm smart, but the job I used to do I don't think I could do anymore!" After years of raising children, she is feeling her edges wearing off. The silhouette of herself is dulling, those sharp poignant lines that separate her from the rest of women are rubbing out.
My response was pretty typical I think. I told her that's ridiculous, that she is smart, that it's silly to think otherwise. Recalling a quote I had read about love, I told her that she is loving her children by sacrificing herself, and that is what matters. I assured her she is not losing herself.
I think I should have said otherwise. In fact, I should have said, "Good!" Go on girl, lose as much of yourself as you can. After all, Jesus did. He poured himself out "like a drink offering" and while I don't know what a drink offering is, I know what it looks like to drain a glass. Nothing left, even the residue in the cup is evaporated momentarily in this North Carolina hot summer.
The beautiful thing about motherhood, and for that matter any kind of service wherein we are giving up ourselves to take care of someone else, is this very thing. We empty ourselves, and as we mourn the loss of the science journals we no longer read or the blogs we don't have time to write or the high heels that used to look so sharp... we are missing the ugly stuff. As for me, I am finding that as my language skills evaporate like water from my glass, so goes my pride. Now, when people raise their eyebrows when they hear I am fluent, I inwardly sigh and let it go instead of wrapping myself in the isolated hug of accomplishment. Early on after having children, I was embarrassed, felt guilty even, that I hadn't watched a Spanish soap opera of late or traveled to South America to do missions work and utilize my college major. Now I am letting it go, like Elsa's cape on the top of that snowy mountain.
Interesting hobbies are quite fun to talk about, and surely fun to do, but I wonder how many of the greats have had time for hobbies. Surely Lincoln and Washington and FDR at some point said, "Good grief, there is none of me left. All I do is government work these days." Mandela, Gandhi, Mother Teresa... did they ever think to themselves how sad it was that they no longer had time for movie night, knitting, cricket, or soccer?
I recently turned thirty, and have been meaning to write about what getting older means to me. Perhaps that will be another blog, but I do know that I have learned something pertinent. The person I am has changed a lot. When I look back on who I was and what defined me at the age of 6, I am surprised both by the things that have stayed the same and by the number of ways in which I have changed. For the next thirty years I imagine it will be the same. The things that have made me better, the things that have given peace and made me feel more comfortable in my own skin have always been the things that have emptied me of what I thought I was and filled me with Jesus.
Once a friend was teaching me how to do a dance. She is very natural and I am not at all. She said to me, "Dance like you're bigger than you are." I tried it, imagined what it would feel like to have some more shake to my hips and junk in my trunk. I imagined throwing my weight around... and it worked! My friend laughed and pointed at me and said, "That's it!"
There is a formula for beauty and even a formula for being interesting. Yet the world offers no formula for being alive. Jesus did, however, and it was simply, "Empty yourself of you... then there will be room for Life."
My response was pretty typical I think. I told her that's ridiculous, that she is smart, that it's silly to think otherwise. Recalling a quote I had read about love, I told her that she is loving her children by sacrificing herself, and that is what matters. I assured her she is not losing herself.
I think I should have said otherwise. In fact, I should have said, "Good!" Go on girl, lose as much of yourself as you can. After all, Jesus did. He poured himself out "like a drink offering" and while I don't know what a drink offering is, I know what it looks like to drain a glass. Nothing left, even the residue in the cup is evaporated momentarily in this North Carolina hot summer.
The beautiful thing about motherhood, and for that matter any kind of service wherein we are giving up ourselves to take care of someone else, is this very thing. We empty ourselves, and as we mourn the loss of the science journals we no longer read or the blogs we don't have time to write or the high heels that used to look so sharp... we are missing the ugly stuff. As for me, I am finding that as my language skills evaporate like water from my glass, so goes my pride. Now, when people raise their eyebrows when they hear I am fluent, I inwardly sigh and let it go instead of wrapping myself in the isolated hug of accomplishment. Early on after having children, I was embarrassed, felt guilty even, that I hadn't watched a Spanish soap opera of late or traveled to South America to do missions work and utilize my college major. Now I am letting it go, like Elsa's cape on the top of that snowy mountain.
Interesting hobbies are quite fun to talk about, and surely fun to do, but I wonder how many of the greats have had time for hobbies. Surely Lincoln and Washington and FDR at some point said, "Good grief, there is none of me left. All I do is government work these days." Mandela, Gandhi, Mother Teresa... did they ever think to themselves how sad it was that they no longer had time for movie night, knitting, cricket, or soccer?
I recently turned thirty, and have been meaning to write about what getting older means to me. Perhaps that will be another blog, but I do know that I have learned something pertinent. The person I am has changed a lot. When I look back on who I was and what defined me at the age of 6, I am surprised both by the things that have stayed the same and by the number of ways in which I have changed. For the next thirty years I imagine it will be the same. The things that have made me better, the things that have given peace and made me feel more comfortable in my own skin have always been the things that have emptied me of what I thought I was and filled me with Jesus.
Once a friend was teaching me how to do a dance. She is very natural and I am not at all. She said to me, "Dance like you're bigger than you are." I tried it, imagined what it would feel like to have some more shake to my hips and junk in my trunk. I imagined throwing my weight around... and it worked! My friend laughed and pointed at me and said, "That's it!"
There is a formula for beauty and even a formula for being interesting. Yet the world offers no formula for being alive. Jesus did, however, and it was simply, "Empty yourself of you... then there will be room for Life."
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Easter means to me
Just now my husband came down the stairs from giving the big boys a bath and said,
"Hannah."
With a big grin on his face he recounted how he had absentmindedly been singing the words,
"Ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hood rat, hood rat, hoochie mama."
I can picture him up there, just beating out the words in his head, bobbing his head in woodpecker-like fashion, his lower lip jutting out the way it always is when he's rapping.
Josh continued to explain how Jonathan was paying attention, as he usually is, and only moments later was singing the tune as well. At that point William apparently had had enough, and exclaimed,
"Stop saying that! That is MY mama, do not call her HOOCHIE mama!"
Oh my heart melted. First of all, my three year old has no idea the significance of what he was defending in my character, and secondly, he just wants me to be me and nothing else. The sweet loving innocence of that vivacious little boy sits on my heart like a backup battery of joy.
Right, so you're wondering what this family anecdote has to do with Easter. Nothing!... and everything.
Jesus died on the cross, and then three days later he rose from the grave. It was a miracle, it was the final and lasting proof that he, the man, was and is God in the flesh, and it was the sacrifice and resurrection we require for eternal life in Him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just waiting for heaven, and in a lot of ways (and on a lot of bad days) I am. I look forward to that promise of eternal relief from sorrow and sickness and pain like dessert at the end of a five-year-old's dinner. It's the reason I'm in this, it's the ice cream sundae at the end of the long hot summer day, it's the vodka in my tonic.
On those days, however, I am forgetting the promise of Easter. Jesus came that we might have life, life to the full, but here and now, not just in the hereafter. This life is bursting with the promise of heaven, and sometimes it takes the simplest things to remind me.
When my husband told me the little story about our boys, how they mimicked him and laughed, defended me and loved me, my gut reaction was not joy-- it was greed. I wanted to go back in time and video record it. I wanted to lock that moment in a drawer and keep it for days to come, so that I can one day unlock that moment and relive it. My knee jerk desire was to bottle that joy, innocence, and love.
I love the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead, which was my Easter inspired blog last year, because of Jesus's human-ness alongside his miracle work. He wept, and why? Why would he weep over a dead friend he was about to raise? I believe he wept because he lived in the moment, and that moment was bigger for him BECAUSE of eternity. The death of his friend was more poignant, more gut wrenching, more full of ache exactly because he loved Lazarus with an eternal love. When his friend died he felt the sorrow of Lazarus' loss echo for long after his natural life would be over.
He came to say that it matters- it all matters. Our beautiful little lives don't have to go down in ashes and dust and become the particles that are lost in a history of small moments. He created an eternity for our precious lives, so that every moment that pulls our heart out of our mouths in a huge smile or bitter tears will have infinite moments to follow it. He took the smallness that is our story and he stretched it out infinitely. Easter, for me, is the promise that joyful seconds last and that my hardest moments will not be lost. He is holding my joy in wait for me, and he holds my pain and myself in his tender hand.
"Hannah."
With a big grin on his face he recounted how he had absentmindedly been singing the words,
"Ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hood rat, hood rat, hoochie mama."
I can picture him up there, just beating out the words in his head, bobbing his head in woodpecker-like fashion, his lower lip jutting out the way it always is when he's rapping.
Josh continued to explain how Jonathan was paying attention, as he usually is, and only moments later was singing the tune as well. At that point William apparently had had enough, and exclaimed,
"Stop saying that! That is MY mama, do not call her HOOCHIE mama!"
Oh my heart melted. First of all, my three year old has no idea the significance of what he was defending in my character, and secondly, he just wants me to be me and nothing else. The sweet loving innocence of that vivacious little boy sits on my heart like a backup battery of joy.
Right, so you're wondering what this family anecdote has to do with Easter. Nothing!... and everything.
Jesus died on the cross, and then three days later he rose from the grave. It was a miracle, it was the final and lasting proof that he, the man, was and is God in the flesh, and it was the sacrifice and resurrection we require for eternal life in Him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just waiting for heaven, and in a lot of ways (and on a lot of bad days) I am. I look forward to that promise of eternal relief from sorrow and sickness and pain like dessert at the end of a five-year-old's dinner. It's the reason I'm in this, it's the ice cream sundae at the end of the long hot summer day, it's the vodka in my tonic.
On those days, however, I am forgetting the promise of Easter. Jesus came that we might have life, life to the full, but here and now, not just in the hereafter. This life is bursting with the promise of heaven, and sometimes it takes the simplest things to remind me.
When my husband told me the little story about our boys, how they mimicked him and laughed, defended me and loved me, my gut reaction was not joy-- it was greed. I wanted to go back in time and video record it. I wanted to lock that moment in a drawer and keep it for days to come, so that I can one day unlock that moment and relive it. My knee jerk desire was to bottle that joy, innocence, and love.
I love the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead, which was my Easter inspired blog last year, because of Jesus's human-ness alongside his miracle work. He wept, and why? Why would he weep over a dead friend he was about to raise? I believe he wept because he lived in the moment, and that moment was bigger for him BECAUSE of eternity. The death of his friend was more poignant, more gut wrenching, more full of ache exactly because he loved Lazarus with an eternal love. When his friend died he felt the sorrow of Lazarus' loss echo for long after his natural life would be over.
He came to say that it matters- it all matters. Our beautiful little lives don't have to go down in ashes and dust and become the particles that are lost in a history of small moments. He created an eternity for our precious lives, so that every moment that pulls our heart out of our mouths in a huge smile or bitter tears will have infinite moments to follow it. He took the smallness that is our story and he stretched it out infinitely. Easter, for me, is the promise that joyful seconds last and that my hardest moments will not be lost. He is holding my joy in wait for me, and he holds my pain and myself in his tender hand.
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Sorry to the squeamish
It all started a few days ago. For that reason I really feel I am not to blame, seeing as that was a whole weekend ago and I couldn't have seen the chain reaction coming.
When I talk on the phone havoc ensues. The loudest screaming, the most cacophonous banging, the worst uses of nail polish, balcony jumping, you name it, it happens when I am on the phone. Therefore, being a woman of reason, I limit my phone time to when I am in the car. Last week I made the mistake of checking my voicemail inside. When I heard the pediatrician's secretary say in her sing-song voice, "I'm calling about your appointment on Tuesday," I clicked delete and hung up the phone. I made a mental note to remember to go on Tuesday.
My track coach always said never to assume, that it makes an ass of "you" and "me", so when I showed up to the pediatrician this morning, (harried, because of course I had forgotten until thirty minutes before), I should not have been surprised by their anxious question, "Didn't you get our message?"
No, in fact I did not get their message because I avoid phone time and only listened to .1% of the message. How can I explain that?, and it wasn't their fault, so I rolled with it. We waited for forty-five minutes to have Sam weighed and then be booted back out the door to await their call for when we could reschedule. At this point I felt that it was still a kind of normal morning.
Did I mention that I felt a UTI coming on? Yep, and I had to get my husband to meet me in the parking lot of Target because I can't take my premature son into a germ filled grocery store, so he waited in the car while I walked into Target prepared to buy the whole dangum pharmacy if it would keep me from having to go to the doctor just to get an antibiotic I already know I need.
"No," says the male pharmacist while trying not to make eye contact with me, "there is nothing you can do to prevent it if it's already an infection. But you can buy the following.... to treat the symptoms."
So I did, I loaded my arms with $35 worth of symptom treating and slightly embarrassing products and headed to the checkout. Two were open, one manned by an awkward gentleman and one, a sweet girl. I steered myself for the girl and was cut off by a college dude with a backpack. Seriously?? I wanted to yell at him, and as I was in line I thought of paying him off for his checkout spot with the girl.
Cut your losses, Han, it's still a fairly normal day.
We get home and I am organizing and utilizing aforementioned purchases. As I go to check on the sleeping baby in the car William darts by, "I'm going to poop on the potty, Mom." Sigh, smile. My big boy is learning to use the potty. I am so stinkin' proud of him.
Two minutes later:
"Mooooom! There is poop on my leg!"
OK, this is no longer a normal day. I give up, grab the baby wipes and head to the bathroom, but William is running around the house whining about his issue.
"Mooooom, there is poop on the floor!"
I take baby wipes and grab him, wipe him down, and begin to wipe up the floor.
"Mom, there is poop on the wall tooooo!!"
Yep, he speaks truth.
I go grab my mop, grateful that I have my super expensive Norwex mop which is handy and easy to use. After mopping the floor, I break my mop. Yes, my super expensive mop which I am grateful for.
You, dear reader, may want to check on me later today. No, don't check on me. Come check on my children. I will be on a plane headed to Aruba and my kids will be needing adult supervision.
When I talk on the phone havoc ensues. The loudest screaming, the most cacophonous banging, the worst uses of nail polish, balcony jumping, you name it, it happens when I am on the phone. Therefore, being a woman of reason, I limit my phone time to when I am in the car. Last week I made the mistake of checking my voicemail inside. When I heard the pediatrician's secretary say in her sing-song voice, "I'm calling about your appointment on Tuesday," I clicked delete and hung up the phone. I made a mental note to remember to go on Tuesday.
My track coach always said never to assume, that it makes an ass of "you" and "me", so when I showed up to the pediatrician this morning, (harried, because of course I had forgotten until thirty minutes before), I should not have been surprised by their anxious question, "Didn't you get our message?"
No, in fact I did not get their message because I avoid phone time and only listened to .1% of the message. How can I explain that?, and it wasn't their fault, so I rolled with it. We waited for forty-five minutes to have Sam weighed and then be booted back out the door to await their call for when we could reschedule. At this point I felt that it was still a kind of normal morning.
Did I mention that I felt a UTI coming on? Yep, and I had to get my husband to meet me in the parking lot of Target because I can't take my premature son into a germ filled grocery store, so he waited in the car while I walked into Target prepared to buy the whole dangum pharmacy if it would keep me from having to go to the doctor just to get an antibiotic I already know I need.
"No," says the male pharmacist while trying not to make eye contact with me, "there is nothing you can do to prevent it if it's already an infection. But you can buy the following.... to treat the symptoms."
So I did, I loaded my arms with $35 worth of symptom treating and slightly embarrassing products and headed to the checkout. Two were open, one manned by an awkward gentleman and one, a sweet girl. I steered myself for the girl and was cut off by a college dude with a backpack. Seriously?? I wanted to yell at him, and as I was in line I thought of paying him off for his checkout spot with the girl.
Cut your losses, Han, it's still a fairly normal day.
We get home and I am organizing and utilizing aforementioned purchases. As I go to check on the sleeping baby in the car William darts by, "I'm going to poop on the potty, Mom." Sigh, smile. My big boy is learning to use the potty. I am so stinkin' proud of him.
Two minutes later:
"Mooooom! There is poop on my leg!"
OK, this is no longer a normal day. I give up, grab the baby wipes and head to the bathroom, but William is running around the house whining about his issue.
"Mooooom, there is poop on the floor!"
I take baby wipes and grab him, wipe him down, and begin to wipe up the floor.
"Mom, there is poop on the wall tooooo!!"
Yep, he speaks truth.
I go grab my mop, grateful that I have my super expensive Norwex mop which is handy and easy to use. After mopping the floor, I break my mop. Yes, my super expensive mop which I am grateful for.
You, dear reader, may want to check on me later today. No, don't check on me. Come check on my children. I will be on a plane headed to Aruba and my kids will be needing adult supervision.
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